God is Love.


Of what?

The title of my page is PAGE.

WHAT??!!!!

yamesmooma:

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

This is all me.

LOAWL

Source: College Humor

thegestianpoet:

here’s the thing:

  • respect sex workers, but
  • do not defend the porn industry 

Source: thegestianpoet

tequieromicorazon:

when white folks attempt AAVE

THIS SHOW IS RELEVANT TO EVERYTHING!!

Source: arthurtimothyread

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

Source: ex0skeletal

cyliceinwonderland:

"I defied the fates once before Alice and was cursed into a bottle for hundreds of years."

I must be in an extra romantic mood today.

Probably because I spent yesterday working on our wedding ceremony :OOO

Tagged: WeddingWeddingsMarriage

Source: cyliceinwonderland

“This is how you lose her.

You lose her when you forget to remember the little things that mean the world to her: the sincerity in a stranger’s voice during a trip to the grocery store, the delight of finding something lost or forgotten like a sticker from when she was five, the selflessness of a child giving a part of his meal to another, the scent of new books in the store, the surprise short but honest notes she tucks in her journal and others you could only see if you look closely.

You must remember when she forgets.

You lose her when you don’t notice that she notices everything about you: your use of the proper punctuation that tells her continuation rather than finality, your silence when you’re about to ask a question but you think anything you’re about to say to her would be silly, your mindless humming when it is too quiet, your handwriting when you sign your name in blank sheets of paper, your muted laughter when you are trying to be polite, and more and more of what you are, which you don’t even know about yourself, because she pays attention.

She remembers when you forget.

You lose her for every second you make her feel less and less of the beauty that she is. When you make her feel that she is replaceable. She wants to feel cherished. When you make her feel that you are fleeting. She wants you to stay. When you make her feel inadequate. She wants to know that she is enough and she does not need to change for you, nor for anyone else because she is she and she is beautiful, kind and good.

You must learn her.

You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to.

You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept.

And, this is how you keep her.

Junot Diaz, This is How You Lose Her (via surbeat)

*Swoons*

Source: surbeat

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

Source: sandandglass

vbasement:

Fact from United Nations 2006 Report.

vbasement:

Fact from United Nations 2006 Report.

Source: vbasement

Source: pinkmanjesse

shinykaito:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIAOPWH’DOWIEHOGRH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ASIDHDOS

I BELIEVED YOU!!!

I GENUINELY WANTED TO KNOW WHAT SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO CRITIQUE ABOUT IT

BUT YOU’RE FUNNY SO I FORGIVE YOU I GUESS XD

Source: shinykaito